Ninja Rolls

A very important aspect of Yasakiu is the art of ninja rolling. The Yasaki is a master at this craft, and you can be, too! Here is all you need to do in order to set up your own ninja rolling stadium:

1. First, lay a sheet down onto a carpeted floor. Wood can work (sort of) but it is a lot easier to do it on a soft place.
2. Lay a bunch of pillows across the sheet so that you can have padding and not hurt yourself.
3. Make sure that you have a clear path to the pillows, and that there is an area past the pillows that you can land on.
4. Now... run all the way to the pillows, and once you reach them, drop and roll. Spring back up again after your roll.

It is very important to do this in a flush motion for supreme accuracy. Practice again and again until you become talented at it. Maybe even try rolling twice, or three times in a row. But the most important thing to do is to "Have fun!" Haha no that's not the main point! The main point is to "Get good at it!" Yup. That's it.

More on Yasakiu

We have not posted in quite a while for we have been practicing our Yasakiu intensely. Now, we would like to tell you a little about the history of Yasakiu:

Centuries ago, a man named Yasaki was sleeping in his home in Japan. He woke up in the middle of the night to see a man trying to steal his things! Yasaki leapt from his bed and began to fight the mysterious stranger with his custom-made pillow. The burglar lost, and Yasaki began to form an art unlike anyone had ever seen. Shortly after he perfected the art of Yasakiu, Yasaki showed it to Japan's royalty. It soon became widespread among the castle guards and the emporer himself! Yasaki eventually gained movie-star status.

Welcome, and an Introduction to Yasakiu

Welcome all children!

On this extremely valuable website, you will learn the art of Yasakiu. First you must know the levels of Yasakiu:

1. Beginner
2. Ninja
3. Shu
4. Yasaki

When you begin Yasakiu, you are automatically a Beginner. Once you complete all of the levels, you become an ever-holy Yasaki. In order to graduate to a higher level, you must compete with a Yasaki and win.

In order to perform Yasakiu, one must have a Pongu-- the only weapon that is needed in this art-- which is a pillowlike object that is both powerful and light.

To do Yasakiu, one must understand one phrase: Serenity and Intensity. That phrase is the main building block of Yasakiu.